Name: John
Programmed in phone as: John East Village
Age: 33
Height: 5′11 (Kindly note my concerted effort to dating, as I am now breaking my 6′ minimum rule).
Employer: Something something interactive marketing, working from home something something (it was a loud bar and I have poor listening skills).
Digs: East Village
Alcohol units consumed: <1 (I didn’t finish my drink. That’s problems).
Time expended: 43 minutes.
Bar locale: Solas
Overall assessment: I blamed my yawning on a “long day” and he blamed his yawning on “allergies.”
Additional commentary: He was all from PA and all I am never going back to PA ever. So I think perhaps he has a criminal record on file in PA. In addition he has a pretty good smile when he talks about hamburgers and meat in general.
Noteworthy: I believe the only reason I agreed to the date was the close proximity and also his fondness for m&m’s and affection for chocolate as an entity.
