A head-injury inspired conversation with my friend Kat:
Kat: Want to go to the meatpacking thing at the Seaport?
Me: Wouldn’t a meatpacking thing be in the meatpacking district?
Kat: No, no the meat market, want to come with me?
Me: But I thought you were a vegetarian?
Kat: What? So do you want to come?
Me: I didn’t know they had [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Beef is not what’s for dinner
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dating, life, nyc on September 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
They are making great strides in the field of flesh colored adhesive bandages…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dating, match, online on September 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Therefore I believe it is acceptable to go on a date in the near future sans helmet. My primary concern in resuming the dating & mating game isn’t so much having split my head open (refer to headline re: bandages) so much as the gym restrictions placed upon me the past two weeks. It’s one [...]
FYI: Head injuries are the new “D cup”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dating, life, men, nyc on September 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In an attempt at productivity I decided to make the most of today’s hangover by embracing my quarter-life crisis with a vengeance and Googling immigration law and visa options that consist mainly of inconsistent acronyms. Eventually I tired of this and decided to log into Match, as I always do take pleasure in changing up [...]
He’s so so so just not into me
Posted in Uncategorized on September 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Seeing as I recently managed to split my forehead open and am sporting a way hot bandage until my custom helmet comes in and/or I get around to scheduling a revamp of my bangs with my stylist, I clearly haven’t logged into my Match account. Alas I do receive suitors via gmail. Example below. [...]
You seriously can’t make this shit up
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged emergency, hospital, nyc, stitches on September 8, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Following the most intense three day bender of my life, I called out sick two consecutive days in which I was unable to move/eat/drink.
Weds I started to feel better so ventured outwards. Made it maybe a block got dizzy completely passed out and took a digger on third ave head first (and allegedly followed up [...]
Go 12
Posted in Uncategorized on September 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Name: Brian
Age: 28 (taking another stab at a youngin’)
Height: 6’0
Alcohol units consumed: Copious.
Time expended: 30 hours over the course of two days. Right?
I think this date is officially my last dip into the match.com pond, ending that experiment. It only took 12 dates to get it right, however it only took me 30 [...]
Randomly showing up is the new drunk dial
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged dating, life, match, men, sex on September 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Nothing says Internet wack job quite like showing up at a virtual buddy’s home, unless of course you do it:
a. Wasted
b. at 3:45 AM
c. Bearing cheese fries (with condiments!)
…then it’s like wack job plus.
Hence my Saturday evening a few weeks ago. Not surprisingly my “mind if we wait on sex?” bit resulted in an absence [...]
